Tuesday, October 4, 2011

OH MAN IF YOU THOUGHT THE PARTIES AFTER I SLAYED GRENDEL WERE EPIC...


  • Songs about how great I am.
  • Endless treasure showers
  • Contrasts to some jerk-wad named Heremod
  • Long speeches about how I am great.
  • People thinking I am awesome
  • People throwing huge parties and feasting because of how great I am
It's as if these Danes never knew a guy WHO WAS A BEE WOLF WHO WAS AS STRONG AS SIXTY DUDES.